Am back with the adventures of our very own BhalaMan! Moan! A big Namaste to my fans, lovers and all! BhalaMan goes on to meet the greatest superhero of this decade - Rona! When Silver Bhel decided to cook, Rona was born! Rona is all about Rona Dhona! He cries (he's SRK's brother), he's scared of water and always protected by a female D'pa'ji! And BhalaMan finally goes on to take Rona! The battle is on! Rona fights with tears, and our BhalaMan fires jokes! The more Rona makes your cry, BhalaMan makes you laugh! And here's the closing line of Rona, "Jab khushi haasil karne ki koshish karta hoon, asthiyaan hi haath aa jaati hai"! Period! Whom are you cheering for here? Rona or BhalaMan? Come on speak out!

I go fly now! Finally, no Rona for BhalaMan! Only Bhalai and fun! "Bhala Kar BhalaMan!!!" Wow, Krupsie, nice tagline for our BhalaMan! (We thought, and thought and finally selected the above mentioned fonts for BhalaMan! For all those who are worried about BhalaMan's brand guideline, sorry!) Chao!

Is it a Bird?
Or is it a Man pretending to be a Bird?
Noo.. then it would be called the Birdman…
Anyways,
Is it a Plane?
Is it being hijacked?
NOOOO, its BhalaMan

Whenever you feel numbness in your brains… whenever you realise that your hands are sweaty… whenever you feel alone… whenever you feel that Lynette might just slap you for nothing… whenever you feel tensed… whenever you feel nervous… whenever you bite your nails (you might just be hungry also)…

There is only one man who can save the day for you. Only one man who works hard to bring back that lost smile on your face. Only one man who can save you from depression (And at times he can be the reason for your depression, but that we will cover some other time)

This man has no army behind him. He does not have any flying power like Superman nor the riches of Batman, nor the genius of Iron man, nor the mobility of Spiderman… but, lekin, parantu he has the claws of a Cat Woman (Eray please take him for a manicure man).

He is none other than BHALAMAN!

His only weapon is his “jokes”. His jokes are not just like the other ones you hear from Mishra’s mouth “or whatever that is called”. There has been a lot of hard work and experience put into the jokes that are often heard coming from BhalaMan.

BhalaMan’s theme song:

He can kill with his jokes
He can wound with his eyes
He can ruin your day with his casual lies
And he only reveals what he wants you to see
He hides like a child
But he's always BhalaMan to me

He can save your day
By making you laugh
Or can talk non stop
Till you barf
And he'll take what you give him as long as it's free
But he's always BhalaMan to me

He is frequently kind
And he's suddenly cruel
He can do as he pleases
He's nobody's fool
He is the man
And he is the dude
Jokes are waiting in his pantry
Some PJ’s that are crude
But he will always be
He’ll always be BhalaMan to me
 

Depressed? Wait… he is commmmmmmmmiiinnngggggggg your way!