Is it a Bird?
Or is it a Man pretending to be a Bird?
Noo.. then it would be called the Birdman…
Anyways,
Is it a Plane?
Is it being hijacked?
NOOOO, its BhalaMan

Whenever you feel numbness in your brains… whenever you realise that your hands are sweaty… whenever you feel alone… whenever you feel that Lynette might just slap you for nothing… whenever you feel tensed… whenever you feel nervous… whenever you bite your nails (you might just be hungry also)…

There is only one man who can save the day for you. Only one man who works hard to bring back that lost smile on your face. Only one man who can save you from depression (And at times he can be the reason for your depression, but that we will cover some other time)

This man has no army behind him. He does not have any flying power like Superman nor the riches of Batman, nor the genius of Iron man, nor the mobility of Spiderman… but, lekin, parantu he has the claws of a Cat Woman (Eray please take him for a manicure man).

He is none other than BHALAMAN!

His only weapon is his “jokes”. His jokes are not just like the other ones you hear from Mishra’s mouth “or whatever that is called”. There has been a lot of hard work and experience put into the jokes that are often heard coming from BhalaMan.

BhalaMan’s theme song:

He can kill with his jokes
He can wound with his eyes
He can ruin your day with his casual lies
And he only reveals what he wants you to see
He hides like a child
But he's always BhalaMan to me

He can save your day
By making you laugh
Or can talk non stop
Till you barf
And he'll take what you give him as long as it's free
But he's always BhalaMan to me

He is frequently kind
And he's suddenly cruel
He can do as he pleases
He's nobody's fool
He is the man
And he is the dude
Jokes are waiting in his pantry
Some PJ’s that are crude
But he will always be
He’ll always be BhalaMan to me
 

Depressed? Wait… he is commmmmmmmmiiinnngggggggg your way!

Welcome to the Brand New Cafe id8! Thousand stories to tell, and many in the making! It's a new day, new shine! And where are the biggies gone? Duh, they were busy inventing this story! Team id8 is just back from the big picnic and we thought, lets put it up here! And here it is! The big Cafe id8, that truly reflects the spirit of id8 Labs! Last few days were full of excitement, fun and loads of work - and we love that!

And am your Ibea - and honestly speaking I do much more then just flying! I cook gossips, I catch the latest film in premiers and get the first review! Bole toh, ek dam simple! On Cafe id8, its always fun! The day never ends here! The party is always on! I'll be the one who will bring you all that's happening inside here, and always!