Aah, Mia, Mama! Here she is! Yes, hamari creativity ki Seema hai! She is the one! The one and only one Seema! Mia! My my!!! Am so butterfly writing this! She's my fav! My icon! Hamari creativity ki Seema! You can say I am inspired by her! Badi hoke mereko Seema hi ban-na hai, I am sure! Seema is last year's Big Idea Box winner! And always! This year too, I am going to vote for her! Baby, and when you enter our labs, you feel this energy flying everywhere - creative ideas are always in her cookie box! No matter whatever may happen Seema is there! In her smile I get the same feeling which that actor who played SRK's younger bro in that Farah Khan film, kya naam tha? Mein Hoon Na? Yes, Seema hai na!

"When she enters the room, an idea is born. A revolution is born, and you see something flying. The moon then whispers a song to a bird. Birdie flies and gives the world the morning. The morning comes and wishes Seema; alas hamari creativity ki Seema hai!" Aaah, poem? Nah, am bad at it! But just what I wanted to write for Seema! Bas, tussi saade log Seema"ji" kehna bandh kardo! Seema theek hai na?

It was a great day at the labs! A whole big gang of boys have gone for "Welcome to Sajjanpur"! So, boys, let me know how is that film? And now I go fly! Mia, Mama, chao!!

Concept & execution by Rujuta Mistry

Is it a Bird?
Or is it a Man pretending to be a Bird?
Noo.. then it would be called the Birdman…
Anyways,
Is it a Plane?
Is it being hijacked?
NOOOO, its BhalaMan

Whenever you feel numbness in your brains… whenever you realise that your hands are sweaty… whenever you feel alone… whenever you feel that Lynette might just slap you for nothing… whenever you feel tensed… whenever you feel nervous… whenever you bite your nails (you might just be hungry also)…

There is only one man who can save the day for you. Only one man who works hard to bring back that lost smile on your face. Only one man who can save you from depression (And at times he can be the reason for your depression, but that we will cover some other time)

This man has no army behind him. He does not have any flying power like Superman nor the riches of Batman, nor the genius of Iron man, nor the mobility of Spiderman… but, lekin, parantu he has the claws of a Cat Woman (Eray please take him for a manicure man).

He is none other than BHALAMAN!

His only weapon is his “jokes”. His jokes are not just like the other ones you hear from Mishra’s mouth “or whatever that is called”. There has been a lot of hard work and experience put into the jokes that are often heard coming from BhalaMan.

BhalaMan’s theme song:

He can kill with his jokes
He can wound with his eyes
He can ruin your day with his casual lies
And he only reveals what he wants you to see
He hides like a child
But he's always BhalaMan to me

He can save your day
By making you laugh
Or can talk non stop
Till you barf
And he'll take what you give him as long as it's free
But he's always BhalaMan to me

He is frequently kind
And he's suddenly cruel
He can do as he pleases
He's nobody's fool
He is the man
And he is the dude
Jokes are waiting in his pantry
Some PJ’s that are crude
But he will always be
He’ll always be BhalaMan to me
 

Depressed? Wait… he is commmmmmmmmiiinnngggggggg your way!

By last bay stays this chirpy Chaitali, who just borrowed Clara from me! Aijaz couldn’t keep his tongue back, and warns her to keep Clara away from saliva! Bhushan is carefree! Ibea thinks he’s in love with his woman of dreams! Sun shines and these crazy heads gather and this is the moment when a bell rings at the id8 building! This is my wake up call & I get back to action!

Today is something new for us. Maybe because this new café id8’s launch is on the way, and I haven’t had any sweeties yet! Baby, but now it’s time, and if you still haven’t stepped in to check Mamma Mia – The Movie, you have missed out on all the girlie jokes! Our gang is back from the big picnic, and I have few bits here and there! I heard Aijaz, Ajay & Manish were sleeping on one bed for two nights? Watch that scene! Let me tell you, these guys Aijaz and Ajay have been chased by kids screaming “Daddy, Daddy” on the Baga Beach few months back!

Too shy, but still I loved the boy act! Ah, honey you know what they did? It was full Monty at the big picnic! Meow, that sounds steaming! But girls stole the show. You know I was always proud of Manali. I heard about her from Rujuta. Manali is the Sardarni of our Girlie Band! Manali baby ooo-la-la! And am going ga-ga about Santosh & his firangi story! Thank God Vishnu (Voodoo master) learnt swimming!

Honey, this chirping machine just doesn’t stop. I need to do something of Chaitali. We call her Chutter-Mutter, aah, baby, with love! It’s yet other day, out at the id8 building, coffees are poured inside bellies, pencils sharpened, and very soon am going to give you our very own Superhero! He’s mint, he’s soda, he can just kill anybody without a single touch, and even without looking! He can affect anything and anybody that’s moving! He can stop Mumbai! He can make the President think again over his existence! Ouch, he’s coming soon on this side of my world!

I am just out for a small fly break. Bee-Bee!